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Victor Borge – His Greatest Piano Jokes

Victor Borge – His Greatest Piano Jokes
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Victor Borge – Liszt´s Hungarian Rhapsody No 2

Victor Borge – The Funniest Piano Player of all Times

Victor Borge — Plays Liszt´s Hungarian Rhapsody No 2




 

 

Victor Borge (3 January 1909 – 23 December 2000) born Børge Rosenbaum, was a Danish comedian, conductor and pianist, affectionately known as The Clown Prince of Denmark, The Unmelancholy Dane, and The Great Dane.

 

 

 

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I Like Big Butts – Baby Got Back – Sir Mix-A-Lot

 I Like Big Butts – Baby Got Back – Sir Mix-A-Lot



 

 

SIR MIX-A-LOT LYRICS

 

“Baby Got Back”

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like,
out there, I mean – gross. Look!
She’s just so … black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie
I’ve seen them dancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s sweat, wet,
Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like ’em round, and big
And when I’m throwin’ a gig
I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy
‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want ’em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble
Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble
So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin’ like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won’t cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin’ on
A lot of simps won’t like this song
‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I’d rather stay and play
‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby … when it comes to females, Cosmo ain’t got nothin’
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3″.

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you’ve got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don’t lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that “hard” role
And tell you that the butt ain’t gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that!
‘Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’
And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain’t it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can’t resist her
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
‘Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit ’em
And I pull up quick to get wit ’em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

 

 

 

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Sir Mix-A-Lot – Carz

Sir Mix-A-Lot – Carz – They Call Me Mr. Lamborghini



 

 

 

 

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JAY-Z – Show Me What You Got Baby


JAY-Z – Show Me What You Got Video


“Show Me What You Got”

[Intro]
This is State Of Emergency
What you want me to do? I’m sorry!
I’m back..hehehe
UH, huh uh, lets go get ’em Just

[Chorus]
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
Show me what you got, lil mama
Show me what you got, pretty lady
Show me what you got, shorty
Show me what you got, baby
Hands up and.. waves, waves, waves, waves

[Verse 1]
Give the drummer some
I already gave the summer some
It’s the winter’s turn
Hovie Hov is the coldest, I’m just getting better with time
I’m like Opus One
Young, no two alike like a snowflake
OK! Show me what you got baby
Words is slurring engine purring
Mami fronting but I’m so determined
Shots of Patron, now she’s in the zone
I ain’t talking about the two-three
Mami in the zone like the homie 2-3
Jordan or James, makes no difference
Boo I’m balling the same
I am the Mike Jordan of recording
You might want to fallback from recording
But you right it’s not important
So it forced him to go for the hype
For being brave and may applaud him
Well misery I will assure them
Oh baby just ignore them
Truth or dare mami listen and learn
I got a drop I just took off the top, it’s your turn

[Chorus 2X]

[Verse 2]
H.O.V.A., gold bottles of that ace of spade
Why even fool with these other guys, they all stingy
All these dudes know how to say is gimme
Gimme some head, gimme some brain
Gimme your number, gimme your name
But if I get one night baby girl I swear
I’ll make you tell these other dudes gimme got you here
I’ll take you shopping, take long trips
I’ll take the cork off, you can take sips
I’ll take you there, take my time
Take you clothes off, I’ll take off mine
Ma, show me what you got
Hovie in the spot tried to told you I was hot
Tell these other dudes it’s a wrap
Get the fuck out the throne you clone, the King’s back!
Y’all got less than 2 months to get y’all thing together
Good luck!

[Chorus 2X]

Ladies and gentlemen the most incredible!
H-O, uh huh
H-O, uh huh
Is back!
Justin Blaze
You Blaze that
Roc-A-Fella Records
Dynasty continues, y’all die
Uh Huh, peace!

 

 



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BeyoncĂ© Knowles + Jay-Z – Crazy In Love

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BeyoncĂ© + Jay-Z – Crazy In Love – 2003 Sony Video


Music video by Beyoncé;Jay-Z performing Crazy In Love. (C) 2003 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

BEYONCE CRAZY IN LOVE VIDEO SPECIAL



BEYONCE CRAZY IN LOVE SPECIALY EDITED FOR MAXIMUM BEONCE VIEWING AND LISTENING PLEASURE
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Nicki Minaj – Fireball

Nicki Minaj performing Fireball. (c) 2011 



 




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Nicki Minaj – Massive Attack ft. Sean Garrett

Nicki Minaj – Massive Attack ft. Sean Garrett  



 




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Fleetwood Mac – Go Your Own Way

Fleetwood Mac – Go Your Own Way 






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Fleetwood Mac – The Chain

Fleetwood Mac – The Chain



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